Doorknob Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Norman Bates Jokes More Norman Bates Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.