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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.