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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

Rearranged the furniture

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.