How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.