Leave the plunger in the toilet
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Anchor.
Captain's log.
Toilet paper.
They wine too much.
Leave a plunger in the toilet
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.