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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up