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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is Wonder Woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.