What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What is Wonder Woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.

What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?

Heroine