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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What is Wonder Woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.