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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.