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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.