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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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What's math?

People who give 110%

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.