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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Fuss Jokes More Fuss Jokes

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.