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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Fuss Jokes More Fuss Jokes

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.