Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.