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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.