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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.