What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai