What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.