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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.