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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.