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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.