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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.