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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.