Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.