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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Winner Jokes More Winner Jokes

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah