A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
I've never had a lima bean on my chest
He wanted to feed the mouse.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
He couldn't trust his hose.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
The feet
A quarter-pounder with cheese.