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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Kink Jokes More Kink Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.