Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.