A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
It did snot want to be late
He wanted a higher education!
Jose and Hose B.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
One brightly shines...
Camel can go days without drinking!
Because people are dying to get in!
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
A lawn moo-er.
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!