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Kink Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.