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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.