What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.