What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.