What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.