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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.