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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.