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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.