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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.