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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Names.

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They have no legs to pull!

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They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.