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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots