Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine