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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine