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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.