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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.