What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.