What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!