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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.