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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.