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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots