Because his wife was dead-set against it...
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
I'm stumped.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
