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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine