Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots