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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine