Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations