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Valentine Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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