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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine