What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne