What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon