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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...