What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant