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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.