What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.