Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.