Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!