Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!