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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

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What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!