Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams