Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
In instagrams
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
Women
Light blue
Princess Aurorasaurus
Princess Arielephant
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Somewhere over a rainbow...
It weighed too much for its scales!
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
A lamingTON!
At a whale weigh station
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
No weigh...
Cause they had a weigh in the manger.
Because they have their own scales!
On Whale Weigh Scales.
A horses shadow!
A whale-weigh station!
A skeleTon
Somewhere over the rainbow.
It weighs *Won-ton*
King Kong's shadow.
At the whale weigh station of course.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
It's scales!
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
An elephant's shadow!
Because they have their own scales.
Gee, I'll never part with it!
They pull up their pants.
Diversion Mary
Everywhere.
Surrey.
A sloped lake.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Wanton
They speak with forked tongues!
Use the fork, Luke.
La Mode
You get a cobbler!