Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
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A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
Women
Light blue
Princess Aurorasaurus
Princess Arielephant
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Somewhere over a rainbow...
It weighed too much for its scales!
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
A lamingTON!
At a whale weigh station
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
No weigh...
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Because they have their own scales!
On Whale Weigh Scales.
A horses shadow!
A whale-weigh station!
A skeleTon
Somewhere over the rainbow.
It weighs *Won-ton*
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
King Kong's shadow.
At the whale weigh station of course.
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Kim Jong Un.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
It's scales!
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
An elephant's shadow!
Because they have their own scales.
Jesus!
Because they fall through his hands.
Won-ton soup
He had a fear of eights
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
I've got a bone to pick with you
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
All the way to the crash site!
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
