Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station