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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.