Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station