Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station