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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!