Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!