Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.