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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!