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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!