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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.