Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!