Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station