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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!