Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!