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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.