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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.