How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.