How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!