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How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon