How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...