Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station