Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Previous Random Joke Next

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!