Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.