You need one but you're not quite sure why.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Because you need a soul for that.
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.