Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get