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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.