Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.