Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!