How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.