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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station