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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)