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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.