How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...