How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.