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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...