What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm