Phlegm Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.