Phlegm Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.