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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.