What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex