What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.