What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus