Thesaurus.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
The thesaurus.
Stegosaur-rust!
A tri-syrup-tops.