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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.