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He had an antonym.
A Thesaurus.
The Thesaurus
Both are a play on words.
Thesaurus.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
The thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
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The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!
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He wouldn't turn in his essay
They both hand out long sentences.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!
She has to chew.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Yeah.
SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK
Because the Disc was cracked
Panic