Synonym rolls.
He had an antonym.
A Thesaurus.
The Thesaurus
Both are a play on words.
Thesaurus.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
The thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
It had run out of lettuce
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Because he's allergic to glutes
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Because in America, freedom rings.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
It was an emergent sea.
He knew they were going to ice him.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
They prefer complete sentences.
Speed bump ahead
A Prontosaur.
Doyouthinkhesaurus
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.
