Synonym rolls.
He had an antonym.
A Thesaurus.
The Thesaurus
Both are a play on words.
Thesaurus.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
The thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Because you always want another one!
A Prontosaur.
They can't hide behind billboards.
A synonym roll
Cloning.
Awkward.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Knock knock jokes
There wasn't a punch line.