What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.