What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll