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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.