What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.