What do you call a pastry with an Engli...

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll