Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.