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Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll