Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.