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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.