Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll