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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

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What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

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I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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A synonym roll

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.