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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll