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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.