How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Who's there! Bill! Bill who?

Bill-tup area!

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.