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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.