Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.