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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What's next, thought crimes?

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