Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism