Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)