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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!