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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.