Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.