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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What personal space?

My dog

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark