What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!