What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark