What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.