What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark