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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing