What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.