What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.