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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.