What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.