Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.