What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.