What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.