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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.