What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.