What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.