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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!