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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)