What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.