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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.