What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.