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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.