What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.