What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.