How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.