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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!