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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Pork Chop Jokes More Pork Chop Jokes

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!