April Sale - 20% Off

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

C3 Po Jokes More C3 Po Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.