Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.