Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.