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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.