Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.