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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.