Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.