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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.