What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

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What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical