Mar Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Curiosity Jokes More Curiosity Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What's a mouse's best friend?

Curiosity!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Bruno Mars Jokes More Bruno Mars Jokes

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

500 Jokes More 500 Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error