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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine

Beagle Jokes More Beagle Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.