Mar Jokes

Give me a ring sometime.

Just out of Curiosity...

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Astronomical

He just wants her to be down to Mars

The Spiders from Mars

Because they can't elope

Nothing, it was on Mars

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Because it had their Curiosity.

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

They are things to adore

He Freudian slipped.

Shannon died in a car accident.

About 500 calories.

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Because he always went Against All Odds.

They're purr-fect!

From a cat-alogue!

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

It put a ring on it.

He was feeling a little crummy.

He felt his presents.

Mar Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

Love Card

What did Mars say to Saturn?

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

Who says there's no life on Mars?

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

Why is there no life on Mars?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why can't deer get marred?

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

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