Mar Jokes

Give me a ring sometime.

Just out of Curiosity...

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Astronomical

He just wants her to be down to Mars

The Spiders from Mars

Because they can't elope

Nothing, it was on Mars

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Because it had their Curiosity.

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

A stand up driver.

A sixth sense

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

A space bar.

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Lycanthropee

Mar Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Mars say to Saturn?

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

Who says there's no life on Mars?

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

Why is there no life on Mars?

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

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